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Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
by paulkk August 21, 2010
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KT Fail

When you Take almost forever whith a lot of effot just to fail in the end.

This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.

This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.
You: Dude i'm on the last page of my 300 page Thesis on why the human race destroys everything they come in contact with.

Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?

You: ........

Me: KT FAIL
by Admiral Zaron June 26, 2009
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sail fail

A manuever pulled when a person easily fails something without very much effort or thought put into it.
That honors class was so hard that I just sail failed right though it.
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Fail Mix

A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"

Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
by TravelLogix April 12, 2020
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turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
by Tom M. October 16, 2007
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epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough
by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009
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Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.
by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011
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