Everything is bigger than Texas

A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid

Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!

Later that night...

Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!

by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh August 6, 2012

everything a guy can want

1. Boobs or tits
2. A penis cock or dick to suck on and to fuck.
3. A ass or a butt they can also fuck.
4. To see girls pee, poop and get naked.

and the final things a guy can want......

:-D ********SEX**PORN**SEX********

God, I have evey thing a guy can want

by PENISinYOURmouth January 31, 2005

everywheregiraffe

A creature who prowls the internet for something interesting to do. Fortunately for us, everywheregiraffes are neither giraffes nor everywhere. Feed your everywheregiraffes twice a day with a bowl of licorice and potato chips along with a glass of water. Walk your everywheregiraffe at least once a day, for these creatures tend to remain still for long periods of time, causing cramps. Fun to watch, but boring to have one. It would be best to visit one in a zoo.

everywheregiraffes are such majestic creatures. I just wish they moved around more.

by Rancid450 June 24, 2011

everywhere i go

the most kid friendly song ever

everywhere i go bitches always know

by d33znut5777 September 27, 2022

Everywhere

Calling out your name
Calling out your name

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say

I'll speak a little louder
I'll even shout
You know that I'm proud and I can't get the words out

Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Something's happening
Happening to me
My friends say I'm acting peculiarly

C'mon baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon before you break my heart

Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Can you hear me calling?
Out your name
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say

Oh come along baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon before you break my heart

Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

by Death Menace March 31, 2023

Everywhere and Nowhere

When your friend tells you his super power is invisibility and answers in a “mysterious “ riddle that makes everyone confused

Lucas is everywhere and nowhere

by Robbie Donaldson September 26, 2023

everywhere (abbreviation)

e/w

From e/w

Shorthand for “I am from everywhere (abbreviation)”

by Ericola March 19, 2025