Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

A Reverse Erection

You’re probably a girl or a gay guy if you have this

Dude, Tommy over there has a reverse erection

by FriedFries January 25, 2019

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”

*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!

by WazzuppG November 20, 2022

financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016