Elijah Beltzer syndrome

Special-needs homosexual

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome

by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022

Elijah

He’s packing a good 4 inches on soft but when he hard it’s about 7.5 inches he a big boy.

Damnn Elijah is packing

by Your Dilf is here May 16, 2023

elijah

The best boyfriend in the world takes care of you makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world. Try’s to act hard but is really a woosie and never wants to admit that his girlfriend runs the show.

oh you know elijah, he knows how to treat a girl.

by lmfaoooooooooooooooo1336899 November 24, 2021

Elijah Bigshaq

The inventor of the burger method saga. Son of Leslie and Sybil Gordon. Has gotten his phone taken for running his mouth

“Elijah Bigshaq gimme yo phone”

by Frijolero704 November 12, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is the name for a man w a tiny dick.

Damm, that guy's dick is so micro , he's definitely an elijah.

by Skansnaaaaazzxhwiqk May 30, 2025