emeraldu_splash

A very well, strange Tiktok user but makes enjoyable content that I would laugh at around 3 in the morning

Yesterday I watched one of emeraldu_splash‘s videos and I almost fucking pissed myself

by Saltyz July 24, 2021

emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you.

“How could someone be so cool and pretty but also bitchy and rude like emerance?”

by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021

Emeraude

Emeraude is talented, gorgeous and feisty.

She can be mean but when you need her she will help you. Emeraude has amazing fashion sense and has what people call, an old soul.

Emeraude is a baddie.

by Song.Bird November 21, 2021

Eider bar

Is how you call a waiter in the basque country

Eider bar! More beer!

by alfredodev November 22, 2021

Emerane

Emerane is a kind person with an extraordinary personality. If you want someone you can count on, be friend with Emerane, she is always there for her friends and she is also very funny.

Emerane has a very good sense of style and you are always impressed by her outfits. She is really empathetic and you always go to her to ask for good advices. Emerane is precious, keep her close and don't hurt her.

I love you so much Emerane, I'm glad I met you

by lyho November 22, 2021

Eimear

Eimears are the most annoying people you will find and are crazy for animals, especially dogs. They are usually the yougest and are very spoiled. They are very friendly but the hate mint so mabey they arent worth it. They are trustworthy and always choses the best people to be friends with. Shes more of a follower that a leader and loves the colour yellow.

Eimear is a great friend

by TeddyJohnprostitute69 December 10, 2021

Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!

My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021