Dry run

After a long night of partying and you wake up delirious, thinking to yourself, "How much did I drink?". So you make a dry run through the house counting the empty liquor/beer bottles .

Woke up drunk. Had no idea what I had drank so I made a dry run through the house, WOW I had tequila!

by prinsdi October 25, 2014

dry roast

Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.

Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!

by Petey B. May 30, 2006

Dry Dusted

The feeling of being on a substance while not actually being under the influence of said substance.

Though she hadn't taken anything since last Sunday, she was feeling Dry Dusted and had to check just to make sure she hadn't taken anything.

by Plastikfear April 16, 2010

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dry Leaning

Using the "pull out" method during sex while wearing a condom.

My girl hates messes so I was forced to dry lean all over her face last night. a.k.a dry leaning

by inthegr00ve December 1, 2011

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 May 12, 2014