Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...

Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.

(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.

by your face is douchey November 9, 2013

dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.

Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.

by The Big Green D November 24, 2013

dong locker

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015