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parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?
yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception
by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007
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22nd December

u have to spend the day with your favorite person.
A: do yo have time on the 22nd December?
B: no im sorry Im going to spend it with my favorite person
by yeetyeetbraabraa December 20, 2019
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December 12

Boy:here
Girl:why

Boy:it’s give a girl ur hoodie day
December 12
by Joe mama 1111 December 10, 2019
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Don't Die December

Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids
Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day
by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019
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December 4th

Slap people’s calves day
When ever you see some one you know slap their calves. If you want to participate slap the back of the person’s calves.

Have fun!!
On December 4th If Alex is walking down the hall sees jimmy and says “hi jimmy” then Jimmy should proceed to slap Alex’s calves when he passes by
by @thecoolestabby TikTok October 25, 2019
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December

December is Hand Holding December, which means you have to hold your girlfriends, boyfriends, best friends or crushes hand for the whole month.
Boyfriend: Hey it's December that means we have to hold hands for the whole month
Girlfriend: Yay!!
by Sad.Pretty.Poison November 22, 2019
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December 9th

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)
You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.
by big.tibbie.goth.bitch.raven October 15, 2019
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