Mr. Damon

He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!

Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!

by white . June 20, 2019

god dammit

Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person, it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn the situation that the person caused, indirectly damning him or her.

GOD DAMMIT TIMMY! Stop fucking slamming the fucking door you fucking retard!

by Strider7 November 23, 2010

god dammit fat ass

a person with such a big fat ass that when people see them walking down the street, they say, "God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

"God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

by Russell Barker May 17, 2004

dammol

A very derogatory term that tends to pointed towards African-Americans or people that are lazy with no jobs.

That dammol over there is so darn lazy.

by Luke Batson November 29, 2007

big damon

a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole

from friday

big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?

by roast April 5, 2005

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.

That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit!

by Margieq September 14, 2008

Daemon

Daemon is a name for a sweet, caring guy that will do a n y t h i n g to win a girl over. No matter where you end up, if you move or transfer schools, he will somehow always stick around for you. Even if it means staying up all night just to hear your voice. Has a super dirty mind, and is always making nasty jokes... but that’s who he is, and it’s kinda grown on you at this point. He’s socially awkward, and conversations with him are never boring. Don’t ever let him slip through your fingers 👌

Is also really easy to ship him with one of his gay guy friends 😝

Sarah: “Stop being weird! Yah nasty!”
Bee: “I don’t even want to know..?” *walks the other way while flinging her arms*
Gay Friend: “EAT MEEE DADDY! #ZAEMON WILL NEVER DIEE!”
Bee: “He’s being such a Daemon right now.. or whatever 😉”

by GeeSmiley September 22, 2018