Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.

'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'

by Lynboi October 11, 2015

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

expiry dating

Dating someone knowing that there is a finite amount of time for the relationship.

Rob and Jill were expiry dating while Jill was in the country on a student visa knowing she had to return to her home country in 9 months.

by Charis Ambrosia April 8, 2016

mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

Intermediate dating

What gabby and maric are.

"I swear you just don't wanna date anyone?"
"I would date someone if I really liked them"
"Do you really like me?"
"Yeah"

"Are you and maric offical?"
"Were intermediate dating"

by Annonoymus December 19, 2016

Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 9, 2019

e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.

''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''

by ccfvr August 21, 2021