Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank

"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."

by Smallcreep July 13, 2014

crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch

Dude stop crotch tickling me gosh!

by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

Button Crotch

Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.

Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.

by SMSF May 19, 2020