Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

by Krotch kriket August 28, 2014

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.

Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.

by Bisland March 26, 2010

Crotch Cot

Brief type underwear for which the crotch is kept secure.

Crotch cots can be boxer briefs, tighty whiteys, or thongs.

by lovenin November 15, 2010

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions

Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch

by pitythefool8 April 15, 2015

Crotch Tingles

The Tingly sensation you get when someone says something dirty to you.

When Nelson said he would frisk me I got major crotch tingles.

by I put the T&A in Tax October 14, 2008