chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 09, 2015
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Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 28, 2014
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Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.
yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!
by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010
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Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.
Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.
by Bisland March 26, 2010
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions
Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch
by pitythefool8 April 15, 2015
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crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)
"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"
by SSPink January 18, 2006
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