CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Conservative

You have the freedom... to do my book....

Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”

Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”

Iam “I...”

Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”

Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”

Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”

Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “

Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”

Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”

Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨

Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”

Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨

Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”

Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”

Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”

Iam “I don’t though...”

Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”

Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”

Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”

Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”

Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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