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Lunch Cock

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.
by lockenload23 June 5, 2016
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cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.
If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
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Morph Cock

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.
She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !
by Bella-gal August 20, 2019
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Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.
Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
by half_dime June 20, 2011
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Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.
"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".
by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014
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Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.
Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.
by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016
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croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.
by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017
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