shucking clams

The act of a man gliding his penis between two vaginas positioned over each other.

I had a threesome last night and started shucking clams with them.

by Hicklenana April 1, 2021

De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...

After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....

by Zoidburg May 1, 2021

pattie clams

The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days

Wow! She’s got Pattie clams!

by KamCarey July 12, 2021

Sentry claps

A biased bum that gets slammed in every debate because he can't accept facts and bitches out half way in because he can't debate also he gets his back blown out every night after sucking sentries dick before he goes to bed

Bro you are a fucking sentry claps 😒

by Dmoney 69 August 6, 2021

Dogsby Cladsworth

A smarmy Monopoly man type character. Has a picture of himself smoking a cigar at his high school graduation on his instagram. Smiles like he earns money from other’s suffering.

Look at that man with a corncob pipe and evil in his eyes! He’s a real Dogsby Cladsworth.

by yoursexymom November 4, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022