Chris

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper

everybody hates chris

by nina faye November 15, 2018

Chris

A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man

What a stud.

Chris : a born to live , born to ride like a cowboy.

by The cool man June 20, 2018

Chris

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.

Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.

by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018

Chris

He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.

Oof guys Chris is here gotta go before I do something embarssing

by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018

Chris

Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck

"That Chris is a douchebag."

by welpUwU May 27, 2019

Chris

Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids

Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.

by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019

Chris

Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD

Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"

by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017