Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Thot Chocolate

When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

Chocolate Churner

A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.

"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".

by LucidR3N3GAD3 August 22, 2009

Chocolate dragonfly

A reverse vertical rim job with male positioned on top while Stroking his dick through the breasts

Friend 1:Jordan got his ass eaten and fucked her tits at the same time!
Friend 2: Bro that’s a chocolate dragonfly!

by N0t m3 October 23, 2020

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019