A young white homosexual whose diet consists solely of partially digested corn and peanuts picked from feces, washed down with post-asparagus consumption urine.
by Chava Chav July 16, 2008
A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).
As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
by Goony GNU December 22, 2015
Stands for:
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
by lmfao89 February 12, 2011
by jfodbfeu April 11, 2009
C.H.A.V
council house and violence
what more can i say
they use retarded word like
"reet bruv"
and the main offenders
"are you stupid fam" and "brapppp"
council house and violence
what more can i say
they use retarded word like
"reet bruv"
and the main offenders
"are you stupid fam" and "brapppp"
Instead of talking to a chav
why dont you just talk to a brick wall
you'd get better convesersation with it
why dont you just talk to a brick wall
you'd get better convesersation with it
by Chavs Are Scum February 28, 2008
Chav: Ugly people thinking that they are cool wearing burberry clothing and fake addidas,lecoste etc you all deserve to die.
by Dontaskmefaggot December 28, 2010
1. To run away, to flee.
2. To tell someone else to flee, see pace like a chavi
3. To steal something, to chaw it.
2. To tell someone else to flee, see pace like a chavi
3. To steal something, to chaw it.
by The Chunky One October 05, 2007