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granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.
like...whoa...a granola child
by gracie lucy June 29, 2006
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Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.
Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.
by Yeti86 February 10, 2019
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Satan child

IcyXD.
“Icyxd is a satan child
by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023
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Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019
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The 3rd child

The child that gets all of the attention from their parents, can ask for anything they’ll get it. The only child that gets treated like a queen or a king and has more privileges than their siblings. The child that will get more expensive gifts and goods and gets spoiled by their parents. The favorite child.
Rebecca: Omg your sister Nimrah has to be the 3rd child. She has fashionable clothes and she even has her mom’s credit card.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.
by Yes we get the gifts sir March 14, 2021
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Rat Child

an annoying person who is most likely younger than you
by Im a gay bitch October 12, 2018
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CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.
ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING
by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020
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