certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone

This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .

by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017

cretty

A stupid person, short for cretin

God, Mark is so cretty

by toxicated_kitty January 24, 2018

certified burger

Juulien

That kid Juulien is a certified burger.

by juulien June 17, 2018

certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop

yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!

by certifiedbadboycheesecake May 10, 2018

Certoon

When you are retarded and can't spell certoon

omg im watching a certoon called white fang

by SpicyBigDaddy July 18, 2018