cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

by trishphish June 21, 2010

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt

Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"

by Finnking October 16, 2022

Cereal

Something Kendrick Lamar eats while watching Cartoons

Cartoons and (Cereal!) I ain't felt this (Good since!)
Scrooge McDuck (Here we go!), elementary hood shit

by yopierreyouwannacomeouthere June 18, 2021