Carlos Riverbear

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality

That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup

by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018

Carlos’ Mustang

All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.

Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?

Nelson: Yee and its just noise.

by Yee NGZ November 13, 2020

carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.

Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.

by Carvibe October 18, 2019

sindy and carlos

Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together

Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos

by cantseeme January 22, 2014

nigga carlos

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani

Hey yo nigga Carlos you are beautiful

by ellell12 July 31, 2015

Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 26, 2019

Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021