binder candy

Used to describe anything both collectible and desirable. Originated from Pokemon card booster packs; The cards went into a binder, hence rare cards= binder candy.

Pokemon players have nothing better to do than collect binder candy.

by Jesus Loverz March 16, 2009

candy bag

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.

Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"

by El Gardener June 29, 2011

Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011

Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.

'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."

by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015

guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."

She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.

by babywhatwhat August 28, 2013

Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.

Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.

by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013

stealing candy

Masturbate

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"

by Matt (for Victoria) March 18, 2015