Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 12, 2017

Resource in a cage

Retards who get locked in cages

Stupid resource in a cage

by Aspergers123 March 30, 2020

Three-Piece Cage

Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.

"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."

by MJLion October 1, 2018

Rabbit Cage

A woman's vagina, the definition derives from the common name of a woman's sex toy, a rabbit.

He fucked her, right in the rabbit cage.

by Yama Death God May 8, 2015

Darky cage

A man, no man !
Nobody knows his real name he is like a shadow at the exception that you can see and know what is a fucking shadow !

Who is Darky cage ? I don't know man, thought it was a legend

by PotatoOmelet November 21, 2021

lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.

Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022