crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch

Dude stop crotch tickling me gosh!

by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014

Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

by goldbricker July 23, 2015

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017