Bung Bung

The best insult weather it be in good fun or out of anger ...it is the best. you dont need to know what it means .. you just know its good ...when cuss words fail... use Bung Bung

Me: Fuck you you uh fucking BUNG BUNG >:(
them: oh shit :0

by Something_Strange December 24, 2021

Bung Schwanger

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.

"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."

by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

bung zipper

When you get a male butt sown up to make it tighter to fit a penis in

I can’t hang out because I’m getting a bung zipper next Sunday.

by Insta: anthony.l.u.n.a September 10, 2020

bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy February 27, 2014

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by Jupite January 20, 2022

Bung Gung

The hollow clap of your rectum just after a doody flew the coop.

Matilda heard the bung gung echo against the cold, stained porcelain tile in the toilet. She quietly prayed to Jesus that it would be louder next time, when Farnsworth came over for scat play.

by ludwig van nostrand April 08, 2016