Buddy ol' Pal

Buddy ol' Pal means Bestfriend

Nathan is my Buddy ol' Pal

by SupremeBearTrap December 21, 2016

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

buddy fucker

Anyone who ditches or lets their friend down, usually to do some generally undesirable task, especially if it is taking blame, exhausting work, getting in a fight. A buddy fucker usually takes a lot of blame from his friends, and depending on how bad the ditching was, may not be friends with the fucked buddy much longer.

Joe: You wanna fight?!
Bob: C'mon Jim, back me up here. *Notices Jim is gone and gets beaten up*

The next day...

Bob: Jim, you are such a buddy fucker. Asshole.

by daHoss January 7, 2009

Porn Buddy

A Clitary Executor. A single fellows best friend who, in the event of his untimely death, is charged with the important task of removing and disposing of his stash of grumblebefore his grieving parents arrive tosearch through his effects for touching momentoes, and things to put on eBay.

If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon

by Garthy September 19, 2006

buddy punch

When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.

Did you you clock in for Stevie?

Oh yes.

Good old buddy punch!

by Stewart Larkin August 27, 2006

Fuck buddy

A situation where one person is in love and the other person is not, but the person in love pretends to be happy with only sex and gets angrier and angrier and sadder and sadder.

Tim won't even hold hands with me walking back to his place I hate that he thinks I'm his fuck buddy.

by Cristalle5 January 4, 2019

crush depth buddy

Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.

"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."

by submariner December 19, 2012