Brandon

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's
by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016
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The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.
Brandon makes me feel special
by anamariiiia July 28, 2017
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by Real things January 15, 2018
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He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon
by MrToasty September 22, 2015
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A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.
You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.
by phuckyew December 21, 2016
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Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
by Lauren77 March 25, 2018
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