tom brady

The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.

Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.

Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..

Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?

Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...

by teamcookie September 20, 2009

brady

The most conceited guy you'll probably ever meet. Also the whitest white boy ever. Brady's kinda a douche, and seems cool... but really, he doesn't get any girls and is probably a virgin. He's most likely skinny and tall, with a long head. (probably has a skinny dick too)

"I just met this guy at the bar who was such a Brady"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"

by maragdyr January 1, 2018

brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007

marsha brady

The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.

"She didn't know I knew she was cheating on me until I gave her a Marsha Brady!"

by Chris Bekavac July 23, 2005

Brady The Name

This is about Brady the name. He is funny but can also be annoying. Watch out for him, he lies a lot and also they usually like dirt bikes. Watch out he's mean!

Brady The Name is different from the meaning to leave a room

by Gotcha!Zing!! November 3, 2016

Brady (girl)

Brady (girl) cares about everyone and everything. Obsessing about birds is a thing that happens on the daily. But obsessing about animals in general is an everyday thing. She makes stupid decisions. From falling off of stages to just tripping in general stupid but funny things. Brady also loves taco bells and wishes to become the CEO and owner of the taco Bell Franchise. Also obtain a taco Bell bike

I fell of my bike with Brady (girl) in the basket.

by Poohair May 7, 2019

Brady Skjei

Most overrated player on the New York Rangers. Gets paid 5 million a year for being incredibly vanilla & soft, doesn’t play to the whistle, and doesn’t use his size.

"Did you see how bad Brady Skjei played yesterday?"
"Haha yeah, that guy is trash!"

by HugeNYRFan10 June 28, 2019