Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

Braden

He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.

Wow Braden and caydence should TOTALLY date!

by Cruahing❤️ April 12, 2017

van bramer

a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.

did you see the van bramer on that cougar?

by St. Joe November 4, 2003

Braden

a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.

yo that kid looked liked a braden

by Braden55555 December 28, 2010

bradner

A hot sunny day mid july , you're drinking a slurpy on the porch with your ugly dog. Alonng comes a boy or girl stepping over the melting tar in the street. te h boy or girl goes to the intersectoin pulls down their pants and poops. after poopijg they thrust their hand into the poop or rttuerd and rub it into a pancake aor patty. When the poop dries or crackels your have a bradner voila invented in france.

Sid bradner

by mouth September 20, 2003

Braden

He is super gay, like he kisses girls. Such a weird person. Usually had a 1 inch penis but some may have 2 inch. Nothing bigger than 2. Most Braden's fight dogs for a living and beat women. To summarize them they are usually the person to say,
"do you kno de wey brudda." Yeah they are pretty annoying

Braden is such a fucken sex

by yurmpm May 3, 2018