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Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.
Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.
by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009
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Jacob Benner

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011
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S-bender

Giving/receiving a blowjob whilst driving at considerable speed up the S Bends of New South Head Road.
Guy: Oh hey we're coming up on the S's...
Girl: Just move your elbow and ill get started.

Guy to His mate the next day: Oh bro on the way home from school, she gave me an S-bender!
by Mr X @ Moriah June 30, 2011
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Ear-bender

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*
by Samantha Felicia Rose August 26, 2015
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Self bender

When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.

Also known by the slang form "spender"
I had a real self bender last night.
I had a real spender last night.
by -JPA- November 6, 2006
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Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).
"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
by bigr3000 October 20, 2014
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Disciples of Bender

A game clan that revoves around Bender
Admin1: wanna go to Disciples of Bender site?
Player: okay!
by Abizaga September 4, 2006
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