jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

jesus

died in the cross for everyone

jesus is the best

by my youtube corealz subscribe October 27, 2020

jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.

Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.

by Perfectpages January 6, 2019

Jesus

One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.

Something like this picture of Jesus

by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021