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lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better
Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is
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inside baseball 

1) Baseball slang. A strategy based on teamwork and good execution. Keeps the ball infield using walks, base hits, stolen bases and bunts.

2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.

The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.
1) The Baltimore Chop - where a batter swings downward on the ball resulting in a skyward rebound, allowing the batter to reach first base safely before the opposing team has a chance to make a play.

2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."
inside baseball by john2 December 9, 2008

old school hollywood baseball 

named after a song by system of a down now coming to mean extremely, totally fucking badass!
dude that is so old school hollywood baseball

sandpaper baseball bat 

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

Vampire Baseball 

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.
"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"
Vampire Baseball by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

Pro Baseball Experience 

Lit ass simulation baseball league
That Pro Baseball Experience discord was straight banging today

Ale plays baseball 

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes