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Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.
I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.
by Palokuku June 26, 2008
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three bagger

It's like a two-bagger, (a paper bag for her head, and a paper bag for your head in case hers falls off), but you get a third paper bag to be sick into, in case both bags fall off
She's got a hot car booty look about her body, but her messed up face makes her a definite three bagger.
by barbarossa July 6, 2006
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two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.
by Chamelion June 28, 2006
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Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.
I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.
by Grantly July 25, 2006
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bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003
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five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!
by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008
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three bagger

Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.
by David Angeli April 1, 2008
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