jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall November 25, 2007

Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 August 26, 2008

Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 15, 2010

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 07, 2007

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 04, 2009

Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

by JKudo September 22, 2009

Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 30, 2019