Jasper Arkansas

Pot capital of the universe.

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas

by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011

haskell arkansas

Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.

Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time

by Thatonehick91 March 17, 2014

Elias Arakawa

Eli Arakawa is a really nice guy who was desperate for love but then found someone. Eli's number 1 goal is to never make a girl cry. He is a good role model. Eli is not very athletic but has a great personality. If an Eli Arakawa likes you then you are the luckiest person ever.

Elias Arakawa is a very good person.

by Randomness person1223445 August 9, 2017

Virtual Arkansas

For people who love the internet and love failure because it's a online learning course.

Virtual Arkansas

by Mason250 October 26, 2018

Dirty Arkansas

When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.

"Heh.. hey cletus what did u think of dirty arkansas I pulled on missy last night."

by Gibby the dirty arkansas king April 18, 2021

Hibiki Arakaki

A Danganronpa roleplay character created by Wyatt.

“Did Hibiki Arakaki go to jail again?? 💀💀”
“Yup lmaoo, Wyatt must have made him rob a bank again”

by catastropheUnorthadox May 1, 2022

alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.

Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024