Horny Hours

its a time (typically night) when a person gets horny

-I'm on my horny hours again

+You're always horny bro

by Castilla Leon October 27, 2021

ninja hour

The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.

Brett just caught the pop bottle I threw at him behind his back! It must be ninja hour again

by PseudoVoid October 14, 2008

Thot hour!

From 2-6am when you’re at your prime horny phase ,normally when sleeping with another person and you wake up at “thot hour” to have sex.

Bitch lets fuck it’s thot hour!

by Thatbitch;) October 29, 2019

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.

“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”

by alliedog05 May 1, 2018

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022