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ABSOLUTE

Said in Agreement, Approval, Appreciation, or Acknowledgement during social or non-social situations
Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the damn time.......that's ABSOLUTE!!!!!!!
by TRIPLE.M August 29, 2025
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Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
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Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class
by How3010 December 1, 2025
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An absolute fucking retard

you
by boobsburp March 24, 2025
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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
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absolute gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023
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