cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

Nicholas Cage

The best actor

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

“Nicholas Cage Duh!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever

“Who’s the best actor again?”

“Nicholas Cage of course!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

Nick Cage

Smaxiest of all

"damn bro Nick Cage is THICC

by gabgabdab December 13, 2021

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Nic Cage

God

“Hey do you know Nic Cage?”
“Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.”

by TheNicCage April 13, 2022