Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

Tornado Slug

when someone leaves a trail of destruction by the wayside as they pass in and out of your life

that girl from Dakota is a Tornado Slug. she lived with me for 2 months and im still finding her shit in my house

by kobraa June 3, 2018

Slugging on the trip

Moving slowly

This work should have been done by now, but the team has been slugging on the trip.

by LL Analysts December 19, 2019

Slug Orgy

When a Group of 5 or more young adults have group sex in sleeping bags.

A group of pensioners having a sleepover.

Guy 1: No, its true. I was conceived at a Slug Orgy.
Guy 2: No Shit!
Guy 1: Yeah, a real cluster fuck.
Guy 2: you disgust me.

by ClusterSlug April 14, 2019

Titty Slug

Takes place while titty humping, and leaving a skid mark on her belly. Similar to a snail trail.

I accidentally left a titty slug on Martha while making love to her bodacious tits. Damn you Taco Bell.

by Pierre Boudreaux May 24, 2018

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020