Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020

jessica

ceo of negotiator

i’m jessica and i’m the negotiator

by 122804 February 28, 2020

Jessica

A fucking cunt of a person she is a doush and can burn in hell and suck hilters balls.

yo Jessica is suck a fucking faggot

by travi skott November 21, 2019

Jessica

A very annoying, know-it all, smart alec, who will point out every single mistake you make. Often people who know a "Jessica" suffer a loss of self-esteem because Jessica is good at everything.

I hate Jessica.

by Zippy Zach Attack January 9, 2019

Jessica

A gaurdian angel who saved a soul from the grasp of inevitability

Me : Finally found a way to find jessica hey its me ! If its you.. You know who i am .. ohnokid is my snapchat ..

Her : took long enough
Me : dont even start.. If its u send me my first name
Her : got it ! : )

by Oh_no_kid April 17, 2019

Jessica

A beautiful kind girl, and amazing mother and probably very fertile she will have 3 or more children and they will all love her dearly, Jessica is a common name but for a good reason! She is super beautiful and very loved!

Person one: who’s that? She’s stunning
Person to: oh her she’s Jessica she’s beautiful hey!

by Oneluckyduck November 8, 2020

Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.

Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!

by didymus0 March 6, 2020