A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.
by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.
by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

by PoopPant March 13, 2018

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.
by HoneyMac September 19, 2016

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"
"Dirty Bastard"
by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!
Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
