- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o
by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 30, 2012
The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
by The man of the hour October 22, 2013
if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with
by missourimaniac February 14, 2005
1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008
by Pussydestroya February 03, 2017
Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) October 28, 2015