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SPF 69

The act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle
Remember to wear lots of SPF 69 under the Australian Sun
by Brutal Master November 27, 2011
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Mental 69

When two people simultaneously mindfuck each other, and both get off on it.
That was a fucking mindblowing mental 69. I so need a cigarette.
by TomP May 29, 2007
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Titty 69

Simultaneous titty sucking, preferably by two females, in the 69 position.
1. Man, Kelly and Kris got some serious Titty 69-ing going on last night. It was fucking awesome!

2. Do you want to Titty 69?

3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!
by McTitties69 November 14, 2010
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flying 69

The Flying 69 is, without a doubt, one of the most dangerous and balls to the walls aerobatic maneuvers known to man. The act requires two participants; the first, playing catcher, and the second, the flyer. The Second would run towards whomever is receiving and, when within range, would then jump at the receiver whilst simultaneously flipping himself upside-down to be caught and held to bring about the standing 69!
Frank ran down the street towards Brian, who instinctively prepared himself for the flying 69. As Frank jumped, a small flock of bird flew over head, and a tear fell to David Hasselhoff's eye.
by Brian Gale December 15, 2008
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Apollo 69

All you need is a hallway, a rolling chair, and a willing girlfriend.

The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.
I had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because I gave my girl the Apollo 69 last night.
by Character Choice October 15, 2009
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69

She gave me 69
by Weis 4 prez January 12, 2016
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69

When a female sucks a guys cock while simultaneously a man moves his tounge in and out of a woman's vagina, making her scream with joy
Jason: OH YEAH SUCK IT HARDER BITCH

Ariana: FASTER OHHHH YEAH BABY
Jason: OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT SUCK IT HARDER DEEPTHROUGHT IT BITCH IM GONNA CUM BE READY FOR IT
Ariana: OH YEAH MMM YEAH IN AND OUT BABY DEEPER OHHHH THIS IS AWESOME!
Jason: OHHHH THIS IS AWESOME BUT NOW GET DOWN AND SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Ariana: NO THIS IS BETTER OHH EAT THAT PUSSY BABY YEAH
Jason: NO SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNLESS YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT
Ariana: OK HONEY

Jason: YEAH LIKE THAT OHHH
Jason: OHH YEAH GONNA CUM DEEPTHROUGHT IT BITCH YEAHHHH
That is 69
by Hehvsusbhdudhdv June 14, 2017
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