by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005
Get the o-zonemug. Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009
Get the friend zonemug. I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 8, 2017
Get the Goldilocks Zonemug. This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
Get the unicorn zonemug. A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.
by KingShrek April 29, 2016
Get the spirit zonemug. A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.
Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.
Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story
Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'
by Swaggolina July 24, 2015
Get the Friend Zonemug. The casino zone is a place which you can visit, in certain states of mind. It is infringingly similar to the casino night zone of sonic pinball fame.
by lctrckldcdtst January 9, 2005
Get the casino zonemug.