by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005
Get the o-zonemug. Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009
Get the friend zonemug. This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
Get the unicorn zonemug. I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 8, 2017
Get the Goldilocks Zonemug. When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.
"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."
by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014
Get the Bible Zonemug. Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.
Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
by pseudonymnamepseudonym September 7, 2013
Get the Religion Zonedmug. by Lil Marko October 23, 2018
Get the booty-zonemug.