xbox on

A command you can use when your electronic devices aren't working. It can also be used on your wife when she doesn't cook you dinner, though this may result in her filing for divorce.

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.

by dankyspanks27 May 7, 2018

Xbox One X

a Console That Plays the Same Games as an Original Xbox One AND IT'S 300$ FUCKING MORE

Person 1: I'm Gonna Buy an Xbox One X
Person 2: What Are You Fucking Retarded? Just Buy an Xbox One Original for 160$

by Clymetix December 28, 2017

Xbox 360

Nothing more than a Xbox will improved visuals. See Xbox 1.5.

Xbox 360 maintains the same gameplay experience as Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube.

by buttseckz January 8, 2006

xbox 360

I don't get it, they make an overpriced paperweight and now they come with a new paper weight that looks different but costs more. Microsoft's paperweights are too damn pricey. Find a damn brick somewhere and use that to keep your papers from flying away.

A brick doesn't look as fancy or cool but it gets the job done and you can save a ton of money. It's light enough to move out of your stack of papers and heavy enough to keep the paper from flowing away.

Throw away your xbox or xbox 360 and get a brick.

by onewhoknows May 16, 2006

Xbox

American made gaming system, that is out classed by japanese gaming systems. Many of the games are crap and it is doing horribly in japan and appeals to americans.

Oh... Xbox live american tradition

by Nellly July 20, 2008

Xbox 1.5

Also known as Xbox 360, this Xbox has wireless controllers and slightly upgraded visuals, and looks like a tampon.

Microsoft didn't really add anything new in the Xbox360 that can enhance gameplay. They just upgraded their graphics (slightly) and added wireless controllers (stolen from nintendo).

by KaizerOumft May 24, 2005

xbox360

Xbox 360 will own the damn market of game consoles. what does nintendo have a special two remote looking controller that interact with the television, that is gonna be tight for a while; but its lack of graphics is gonna make it lose the race. ppl say the graphics difference isnt such a big deal, it isnt now but when the full potentiol of microsoft n sony's console graphics are exposed itll make a huge difference. The PS3 is going to have better graphics then the 360, thats all it got. They are not even that much of difference, n its no difference what so ever when both put in HDTV. What games do we have to look forward to? Devil may cry and kingdom hearts. You cant mention Metal gear or GTA or Final Fantasy because in the past all games have been known to make remakes with other consoles with updated gameplay. So those are about the only games that will be exclusively for ps3, and the ones for xbox are Halo previously 10 out of 10 game of the year, Fable 2 previous rpg of the year, the elder series e3 game of the year, gears of war, saint row, The ninga gaiden series, and Mechassault. Now thats 7 games right off the back, n kingdom hearts and devil may cry (neither award winners) is not enough to make up for that. So srry sony and nintendo, but the XBOX 360 GOT THAT SHYT ON LOCK.

Christmas
"Here is the Playstation you wanted hunny."
"Playstation, Playstaion, i asked for a fckin xbox360; i thought you loved me!!!"

by J from da MIA November 28, 2006