virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

by shep17 December 28, 2011

Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014

chicken wrap

hand job, being jerked off,

I felt like I was in eighth grade again when she pulled out the lotion and gave me a chicken wrap.

by birdman26 January 14, 2008

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Warpspeeding in the Blackhole

When a white guy has butt sex with a black girl in space at zero gravity.

I was warpspeeding in the blackhole when the outer hatch seal blew.

by Jam bones February 9, 2008

wiener wrap

When a man wraps an uncooked crescent roll around his wiener and sticks it in the oven till it's baked to perfect, at this point he may allow the women of his choosing to eat the delicious treat of his junk an enjoy some biscuits and cream.

Georgina loves to scarf up wiener wraps when the holidays come around.

by pairy henis January 1, 2012

Bacon Wrap Ole

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

by The Hairy Pickle October 10, 2005