Ultra woke

When someone wants you to accept their definition of what's real.

Tommy: Hey Dan, did you see that flying saucer with aliens eating babies?

Dan: No Tommy. Get a life. And stop being ultra woke.

by LegendBae September 9, 2021

woke millennials

1. A young person who I aware of the current geo-political situation.

2. A millennial who doesn't have their face buried in a phone 24/7.

Those woke millennials are protesting to change environmental regulations... in person... without ther phones.

by Careater May 3, 2019

Woke racist

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.

"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."

by Old Phardt August 27, 2021

Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.

Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 14, 2020

Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 1, 2021

Riri Woke

When someone is Riri Woke, Its means they slay the house down.

Person: Oh, you know Adelaide, she is so Riri Woke.

by Zelenaaaaaaa June 11, 2022